Soooo, I don’t know about you, but
that was fun. What, you ask? Being herded into a large field of
barnyard animals, er,
people while we all endure the Aloha humidity (practically sitting on TOP of each other) with a cold one to watch the band that’s named after a T-shirt doesn’t sound like fun to you?
We even got to watch other people’s children meltdown that had been there ALL day long. Loud music, massive amounts of perspiring people, FIREWORKS, nutritionally-dense-yet-satisfyingly-delicious-food, games, rides, bouncy houses, light up necklaces, and pony rides, OH MY! Growed-UPS, as my 3 yr old calls them, were melting down left and right! All while multitasking ever so efficiently as they threatened their chilluns. OVERSTIMULATION at it's best and worst all rolled into one happy night. It’s like Disneyland, ONLY cheaper! He he
Sweaty, intoxicated people singing 'Hey there, Delilah.' Good times!
For the record,
NONE of the Hammies are into crowds. I repeat:
The homeboys (+ this homegirl) DO.NOT.DO.CROWDS. You feel me? When we go out in public be it the grocery store, the park, or anywhere we
always employ a strategy. We plotted an attack lasted for less than 4 hours. 3 hrs,45min's to be exact.
This is as much for the safety of the general public, as much as it is for our 3 year old's life. His head spins 360 degrees when he is overstimulated for prolonged periods of time. True story!
Since it was a holiday, I decided to toast our great nation whilst I
made cacophonus sounds, ahem,
equal parts sang/shouted God Bless America. Me, the lightweight that drinks once every three months,
IF THAT, threw back a cold one AND also ate food with NO nutritional value just for S&G's. Ps- Ben and Jerry’s Coffee ice cream in a waffle cone from the truck was delectable! Relax health food Nazi's, I was kind enought to share the caloric/sugar infested nightmare with Hammy Senior ;) Throwing caution to the wind every once in while is FUN! I am enjoying my emancipation, y’all.
Because I am nothing if not a rebel. Just ask my mama,
I was born this way.
God Bless America, the land that I love!
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